Pathologically programmed ALgorithmic computer. HAL's eccentric cousin. PAL's programmed directive is to babysit.

It's Pat! He's the brother's first mash-up deemed "pet quality". While not bright and relatively harmless, Pat is relentlessly optimistic. His inability to fly never stops him from trying.

A work in progress of my favorite farmer. Lil' J is endlessly curious and determined. His imagination is the key component in the brother's monster mash-up operation.